Unfortunate realities that live rent free in my head

Last time I looked in the mirror I wasn’t the Virgin Mary. It’s an honor to believe in a higher power, but I’m not her/she’s not me…

Last time I looked at my medical record I wasn’t capable of conceiving again. Like truly still wondering about that one left ovary, “Lisa Left Eye Lopez…” I told you a blog or so ago that I name everything!!! We will get back to that later, trust me it remains Unsolved!

Recently, when I checked in at the emergency room after explaining my medical history, I was asked is there a chance you could be pregnant? This was followed by the fact that I had just explained that I had experienced complications from a hysterectomy amongst other things, here from a recent Internal Medicine thought- potentially another organ abandoning ship.

Am I the void that’s carrying this second coming of Christ for the rapture? I’m not any more pregnant or capable of becoming so than the one who had inquired this of me. Unless I missed that smiling weird high five needing bro Gabriel from the Dollar Forrest book that my husband loves so much!

All things considered, I’m not the marooned vessel bringing forth the end of days. Appreciate your lack of attention to detail! Ahoy! I’m on a cruise ship at my favorite resort, pray for better!